The Wyatt promo was amazing as always.
Good on London for reacting to Cena the way we should be in the U.S.A. That being said, the dubbing was retarded. I didn’t see the point of it. As I’ve stated in another blog, they should just stop the dubbing altogether. Speaking of retardism, Cena was his usual annoying self. That wink and smirk that he gave The Wyatts was so irritatingly arrogant. He also smirked at the audience. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure he’ll book himself to destroy Wyatt. The truth has come out. He does make these decisions. Respected wrestlers have said so.
Paul Heyman is freakin’ hilarious. The man NEVER has an off night. I know he’s a heel, but how can anyone dislike a guy that is so damn entertaining?
Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae- JBL sure changed his tune. Last week when FD and Layla kissed, he was saying, “This is unnecessary. Get the cameras off of this”. On this episode he was defending their romance. I don’t like how WWE expects us to forget things when they change week by week. Get some continuity!
Summer looked “meh” for some reason. Her hair style and makeup seemed to make her nose look like a beak. Don’t get me wrong. I really like Summer Rae. She looked kind of stupid at the end though when she kept rubbing her lips. That was overdone. She looked silly doing it so many times. This will be a cool feud. I’m looking forward to it.
The Funkadactyl’s thing was beyond dumb, and a waste. Truth kept pulling the mic away too soon. What was the deal with that?
Lana/Rusev/Union Jacks-When the Union Jacks entered, I was expecting Los Matadores and El Torito to come out to face them yet again. I was relieved when Lana came out. She was great as usual, especially when she slowly said, “Resistance is futile” with the perfect emphasis. Rusev is really starting to look like a monster too. It’s just sad that he’ll probably be fed to SuperGeek.
Speaking of that dweeb, that backstage segment was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. To me, he and The Usos just looked like idiots.
Alicia Fox/Paige- I was surprised that management had the Diva’s champion get pinned in her hometown. It was a clean pin too. I’m guessing WWE wants Fox to look like a legitimate threat because they are going to feud. Why can’t they do this with Cena and his conflicts? Lol. Anyway, this was an entertaining match. I am loving the psycho Alicia Fox. Internet people are wrongly calling her a crybaby. She won! She was celebrating in a batshit crazy way. That is not being a crybaby. I loved the “What the Hell is she doing now” looks on all the announcer’s faces. JBL saying he was scared of her, and that he called the police because she took his hat last week was so funny. I thought it was awesome the way she terrorized the audience, especially when she flung soda from her hair onto the fans. They seemed to actually enjoy the way she was getting in their faces and telling them to shut up. Wow. Fans playing along and enjoying a Diva segment! It is about time. Go Alicia Go!
Mark Henry/Dolph Ziggler- I know people are excited that Ziggy didn’t lose yet again, but come on. Pinning Mark Henry? Poor Mark. It doesn’t seem right.
Adam Rose Segment- Did Colter call Renee Ralene? I’d swear I heard him say that. JBL was comedy gold during this interview/confrontation. I mean he was on a roll. I rolled when he said Zeb was like Winston Churchill. But, his issues with that “bunny” are absolutely hilarious. Here are some quotes that I loved: “I hate bunnies”, Hashtag Stupid Bunny”, “I hope Swagger kicks that bunnies head off”, “Kick the rabbit”, “Go to commercial”, “He probably has rabies”, “How did that thing get through customs?”, “Put him down. Euthenize the bunny now!”, “Have these people been tested for germs?”. In addition, when the bunny hugged someone, JBL said that they needed to now “take a bath”. Last week, I forgot to mention an awesome quote from him during another Rose segment. “These Rosebuds are like rejects from The Rocky Horror Picture Show!” Lol!
The Shield/Evolution- Awesome! Rollins was fabulous in the ring. He had great chemistry with Batista. Ambrose was pure gold on commentary. The brawling outside the ring with Orton and HHH and Ambrose and Reigns was a lot of fun to watch. Ambrose saying that Reigns’ mom hit him harder than Orton did when Roman’s eye was injured, and Reigns saying, “True Story” , was precious. I’m looking forward to this conflict at Payback.
Cena/The Wyatts/The Usos- Geez. Johnnyboy and The USOs are like the goof patrol. I feel bad for Jimmy and Jey. In my opinion, them teaming with Fruity Pebble makes them look weak. They are like sidekicks. The ending was good when The Wyatts got the better of Cena. And…..Harper is a talent to really watch.
Did anyone else notice John smiling sarcastically at, and making “Bring it on” motions towards the audience?
The announcers gushing over, and overdoing the talking up of Mr. Green Shirt is getting very tacky. I am very sick of hearing them comment every week about how the detractors fuel Cena’s fire. Good God.
Well there you have it. In spite of a few annoyances, I enjoyed this episode. It was entertaining.